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floatxyz:

Coraline

floatxyz:

Coraline

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

penis-hilton:

malformalady:

A female deer crashes through the windows of a house, creating what looked like a scene from a horror film.

imagine finding your bathroom like this after the deer left

penis-hilton:

malformalady:

A female deer crashes through the windows of a house, creating what looked like a scene from a horror film.

imagine finding your bathroom like this after the deer left

The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
(via daihty)
whenwilligetmyrights:

"A statue of a woman scrubbing the floor, with a plaque in Spanish that in English translates to: “To all the women who quietly made history.”"

whenwilligetmyrights:

"A statue of a woman scrubbing the floor, with a plaque in Spanish that in English translates to: “To all the women who quietly made history.”"

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*