"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
A female deer crashes through the windows of a house, creating what looked like a scene from a horror film.
imagine finding your bathroom like this after the deer left
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
"A statue of a woman scrubbing the floor, with a plaque in Spanish that in English translates to: “To all the women who quietly made history.”"
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*